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another France joke.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 4x4dreamer, Apr 10, 2003.

  1. 4x4dreamer

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    Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything
    inside is numbered,"

    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded,"

    The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    But the fourth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate
    on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and arse are interchangeable."
     
  2. 83ZZ502_Jimmy

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    John
     
  3. StoneyK5

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    ummm...didn't we just read this yesterday?

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  4. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    french-bashing may never get old... and unlike the polish-bashing that used to go on in the old days, this bashing is fully justified! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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    Hey, didn't I just post this?!?!?!?!?! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  7. 4x4dreamer

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    me looking to see if it had been posted would have required effort on my part...sheesh. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Actually, I hate when things get double posted, Sorry for doing it myself. I'll have my wife give me a sound thrashing tonight. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     

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