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Another joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 28, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him,
    and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him.
    The bartender comes over, and asks or their order.

    The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.
    What's yours?"
    "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
    The cat says, "I'll have a half beer, but I'm not paying for it."
    The bartender pours the beer and says,

    "That will be $3.40 please,"
    and the man reaches into his pocket
    and pulls out exact change for payment.

    The next day, the man, ostrich and cat come again,
    and the man says, "I'll have a beer,"
    The ostrich says, "I'll have the same"
    And the cat says,
    "I'll have a half glass of beer but I'm not paying a for it."

    Once again the man reaches into his pocket
    and pays with exact change.

    This becomes a routine until,
    late one evening, the trio enter again.
    Asks the bartender. "The usual?"

    "Well, it's close to last call,
    so I'll have a large scotch" says the man.
    "Same for me" says the ostrich.
    "I'll have a small scotch but I'm not paying for it," says the cat.

    "That will be $7.20," says the bartender.
    Once again the man pulls exact change
    out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

    The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer.
    "Excuse me sir.
    How do you manage to always come up with
    the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

    "Well," says the man, "several years ago
    I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp.
    When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

    My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
    I just put my hand in my pocket,
    and the right amount of money will always be there."

    "That's brilliant!" says the bartender.
    "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something,
    but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

    "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce,
    the exact money is always there," says the man.

    The bartender asks "One other thing, sir,
    what's with the ostrich and the cat?"
    The man replies, "My second wish was for
    a chick with long legs and a tight pussy."
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. ibrakeformud

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    thats great lol
     
  4. riz

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    <font color=blue> Way funny ! Hahahahahahaha !
     

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