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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Aug 4, 2005.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    A slightly tipsy guy in a crowded bar stood up and shouted: "Lawyers
    are assholes !"

    A rather large guy at the other end of the bar starts getting up and
    shouted back: "I resent that !"

    The first guy loudly asked: "Are you a lawyer?"

    The second guy responded: "No, I'm an asshole!"
     
  2. ronnny

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    A man comes home with a chicken under one of his arms. And says there is the 200 houndred pound pig i've been screwing. His wife says that's a chicken. He says, I was talking to the chicken.
     
  3. big_truxx

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    :haha: omfg!!! lol :D i love jokes
     

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