I've eaten lunch in pretty much the same place everyday for the last year or so, with occasional lunches elsewhere. It's pretty much the only place I've found that doesn't give me heartburn (everything gives me heartburn). I always, always, always order the #26 (turkey, ham and cheese), with no mayo, lettuce, tomato, or onion, but extra pickles. They usually get it right, but when they get it wrong, it's at the worst times, like when I'm eating on the train and can't go back til the net day... So anyway. I go in today and get the #26 meal. It's a dunkin donuts also, and my daughter loves coffee rolls, so I ask the girl if I can have a coffee roll instead of chips with my meal. Again, this is part of my daily routine, but I get a girl I don't get often. Today, she says no I can't because it's more expensive than chips. Ok, fine, the coffee roll is a gift other days, so I shouldn't complain. Minor annoyance, but a selfish one, since it really isn't part of the meal. I get back to the office, open my sandwich, and there's friggin mayo all over the place. Just the sight makes me want to vomit. I throw it all in the bag and head back. I get nothing but attitude from these people that know me. Like all of a sudden today I just decided I want mayo after a year of the same boring thing over and over, mayo was going to be my big break out of humdrum. I told the dingbat girl 10 times "NO MAYO", but she wrote the order up as only mayo and pickles. I know I told her at least three times, because our entire conversation occured 3 times, since I couldn't understand her accent and I guess she couldn't understand mine. She even repeated to me several times, "Pickles only?" "Yes." "pickles only?" "Yes" "so only pickles?" "uh huhhh" "No produce or mayo?" "No, only pickles". Welcome to America, by the way. My chief engineer, who's from India, offered to go over and curse them out in their native tongue for me, too... Funny thing is, I'm on vacation next week, so they're going to think I'm pissed and am going somewhere else now! I wish I could too.... OK, just wanted to vent frustration that after a year, some people still can't get the hang of certain things.... Ratch CK5 album Your ad here.