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~ Answering machine messages ~

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    ~ Answering machine messages ~

    1. Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply.

    2. "Suicide Hotline...please hold."

    3. Hellooo....Hellloooo, well if you won't talk to me
    maybe you'll talk to this machine, it's at home and I'm
    not, leave a message and it'll give it to me when I
    return.

    4. Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't
    come to the phone right now. He's either saving the
    universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps
    taking a nappie. Leave your name and number after the
    beep and he will return your call.

    5. (With loud music playing in the background)
    "Hello... HELLO?? I can't hear you! What? Oh.. we're
    not home, leave a message.

    6. Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the
    beep. If I should die before I wake, remember to erase
    the tape.

    7. Please leave a message. However, you have the right
    to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded
    and will be used by us.

    8. "Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine
    is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.

    9. We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
    Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

    10. Hello, this is Susan. I don't live here, so if you
    were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number.
    On the other hand, if you were trying to call John,
    Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the
    tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you
    back -- only that I won't.
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    Best one I ever heard was this........
    Cavalry charge, then sounds of war in the background, "Hi, this is _________, cavalryman extradoire and all around great guy. I'm not here right now, I'm busy defending the free world. When I get back, I will get to you."
    Had people calling me just the hear the message.
     
  3. thatK30guy

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    (While huffing and puffing)
    "Hi. I'm stuck in a bitch. Leave a message and I will get back with you when things cool down." /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  4. Twiz

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    Not really a message, But a Radio skit.
    Thay made it like a guy was robbing the place and answered the phone, all-out of breath and things banging and clanging in the backround.
    I can't do it justice, but it was funny as hell.
     
  5. Stickseler

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    I want to find the ATT operator numbers in a wav file...

    The number you have reached 703--yada yada yada has been changed the new number is 703- yada uyada yada same number.

    Anyone know where I can get the AT&T numbers??
     
  6. Pure Insanity

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    5. (With loud music playing in the background)
    "Hello... HELLO?? I can't hear you! What? Oh.. we're
    not home, leave a message.

    [/ QUOTE ] I have had that message! Only I drug it on longer. "Huh! Speak up. I cant hear a word your saying! Let me turn down the radio.....Ok now that the radio is down leave a message.........Im sceening my calls" People would get soooo pissed.
     

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