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Any of these happen to YOU?!?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Swanson52, Jul 18, 2002.

  1. Swanson52

    Swanson52 1/2 ton status

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    You might be a drunk if......

    You wake up drssed as a woman and think, "hey, I look alright.!"
    You walk into the house saying "Home Honey, I'm High"
    You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
    You wake up in the bedroom fully clothed, except for your underwear, which you strangly find in the bathroom.
    You go into any bar in town and they have a bar stool with you name engraved on the back.
    You wake up in the middle of the night, pee in a beer bottle, and then the next morning wake up take a drink and exclaim, "This beer is stale!"
    Every night, your roommate's cat gets more and more attractive.
    You think beer is the elusive 6th food group.
    Your only conversations with God are over a commode pleading "just help me stop puking and I'll NEVER drink again!"
    You're as jober as a sudge.
    You throw a rock at the ground and miss.
    You can trip over a cordless phone.
    You get out of bed and miss the floor.
    You think that the floor always slants when you stand up.
    You think that the way to prononce your name actually involves a blech.
    You think your dinner is made out of the bloody mary vegtables.
    You wake up in the morning and can't figure out how you got home, and then realize that you are not at home.
    yYour slogan is "Save Water, Drink Beer".
    The yellow couch you've been lying on turns out to be the curb.
    People didn't know you drank till you sobered up once
    You keep trying to order a bouble durban
    You try to change a light bulb by holding onto it and letting the room spin
    Doctors find traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
    You have to grab onto your lawn to keep from falling off the world.
    You have so much trouble aiming that you hit the other objects in the bathroom more than the toilet...especially the ceiling.
    There is only one very large woman in the bar, and she just happens to be the woman of your dreams.
    Your bed is flying through your bedroom and you have to wait for it to pass so you can jump in.
    How come everyone out there is nodding their heads???
    You bark at the cat.
    You crash on the bed, get up three hours later--take a long walk to the "bathroom" and later suspect that the dog has relieved himself in your room.
    You think the TV is a urinal.
    You can take a group shower in mixed company without any regrets or incidents.

    Hehe....yellow couch turns out to be the curb....
     
  2. chevyfumes

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    Doctors find traces of blood in your alcohol stream.


    [/ QUOTE ] /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif You'll never find any blood in my alcohol stream, it's too thick and dosent burn well&gt; I'm high octane all the way... /forums/images/icons/blush.gif /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  3. UseYourBlinker

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    I have problems trippin over tent's! I can relate to a few of those /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  4. Shaggy

    Shaggy 3/4 ton status

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    <font color="green"> You forgot "Waking up in jail only to find that you were arrested for breaking into a house that you thought was yours but really wasn't while wearing only your underwear because you got hot and took off all your clothes" Happened to a freind of mine... /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif </font color>
     
  5. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    This is some funny stuff!!!!!
     
  6. shane74

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    So what's it mean if I say ALL OF THE ABOVE?? /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  7. Swanson52

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    It means you have been perpetually having a good time.
     
  8. shane74

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    WOOHOO!! I knew life was good!
     

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