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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ak bandit, Nov 2, 2005.

  1. ak bandit

    ak bandit 1/2 ton status

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    oh man oh man... the things i would do with a personal assistant...

    i wouldnt have to wipe my own ass, i'd have steaks all day long, my toilets would be spotless, and my feet massaged. of course, i'd have to skip showering for a week or so so i get good and ripe for that worthless _______(insert your favorite word here)!
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Think I could make her spank the dog? :D
     
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    Then maybe spank yer monkey? :haha:
     
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    eeew, no... unless of course you actually have a primate for a pet. at which point, spank away. how about some amateur cosmetics testing? :D
     
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    ....please let the high bidder be a butcher....please let the high bidder be a butcher....please let the high bidder be a butcher....please let the high bidder be a butcher....please let the high bidder be a butcher....please let the high bidder be a butcher....please let the high bidder be a butcher....please let the high bidder be a butcher....please let the high bidder be a butcher....please let the high bidder be a butcher....
     
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    That woman is so ugly, she would make a blind man squint!
     
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    I can't stop laughing.... But seriously, I can't imagine this is a legit ad.
     
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    Should we start a pool on some hunting forums and give her to the guy with the meanest day plan? :p:

    You can see in the ad that it is in fact a spoof.
     
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    please let the high bidder be a butcher...please let the high bidder be a butcher...please let the high bidder be a butcher...please let the high bidder be a butcher...please let the high bidder be a butcher...please let the high bidder be a butcher...please let the high bidder be a butcher... :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     

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