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Anybody shave their body hair???

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BlazerGuy, Feb 21, 2004.

  1. BlazerGuy

    BlazerGuy 3/4 ton status

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    Went swimming with a friend last night and he shaved his whole damn body. So I got to thinking about it and it would be pretty cool. No more chest hair sticking through my shirt. No more scaring small children when I take my shirt off.
    I don't really need to shave my legs...no problem down there. But shaving my chest-n-back might make life a little easier.
    So, anybody shave it all? How long did it take(I'm a pretty hairy dude)? Tips? Tricks? Pics? No, wait scratch the pics. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  2. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Yup. I'm not even that hairy, either. I don't mind hair on my chest but I've never liked hairy shoulders or backs. I get Kim to run the electric razor over my shoulders and upper back once every couple of months. I'm sure if you wanted to get really fancy you could go to a salon and have them wax it for you, but I hear that waxing REALLY hurts...
     
  3. sled_dog

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    If I ever develop hair on my back I will shave it, Might now be long before I start shaving at least one of my legs(tattoos). And I shave somewhere else /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif the initial shave is the hard part, after that is just maintenence.
     
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    Oh my god,,,,what forum did I enter in,,,, /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     
  5. BlazerGuy

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    My friend is looking into laser hair removal to permenately remove all hair. I don't like my hairy shoulders either. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
    I thought of another good reason....lets just say that wipin' my arse wouldn't be like trying to get peanut butter outta shag carpet. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  6. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    I believe the way to solve that problem is referred to as a "Brazilian". At least that's what Cosmo says.
     
  7. BlazerGuy

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    /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif....sounds painful.... /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
  8. bablazer73

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    Oh my god,,,,what forum did I enter in,,,,
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    I shave my chest and she does the back. I don't care, but the wife hates it!! /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif
     
  9. thatK30guy

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    Corby, let me put it this way.....

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    lets just say that wipin' my arse wouldn't be like trying to get peanut butter outta shag carpet

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    .....that, my friend, was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much information! /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    I thought of another good reason....lets just say that wipin' my arse wouldn't be like trying to get peanut butter outta shag carpet. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    Thats just tooo much, your killing me here!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    My friend is looking into laser hair removal to permenately remove all hair. I don't like my hairy shoulders either. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
    I thought of another good reason....lets just say that wipin' my arse wouldn't be like trying to get peanut butter outta shag carpet. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    [/ QUOTE ] Often considered that, dont' know a place that does waxing around here or I might try that. Haven't heard of laser hair removal, thats some cosmetic surgery I would do.
     
  12. k20

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    I thought of another good reason....lets just say that wipin' my arse wouldn't be like trying to get peanut butter outta shag carpet. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    Lest we Forget
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    ASS HAIR

    I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
    It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

    Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

    I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

    Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
    thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
    and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
    reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

    As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

    Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
    enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.

    Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

    Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

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    I read the whole thing... /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    me too and I'm not so sure I believe it all. I do know that the hair in that area growing back is PAINFUL.
     
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    lets just say that wipin' my arse wouldn't be like trying to get peanut butter outta shag carpet


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    .....that, my friend, was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much information!



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    That...was the funniest thing I've read all day
     
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    Just buy some hair trimmers and buzz it down to nothing

    And you can get a cool mohawk too !
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif TMI!! TMI!! TMI!! /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif

    Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!! *thud*
     
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    I believe the term is MAN-SCAPING... /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
    I use my beard trimmers to keep all the hair below the neck line about a half inch or so. Done the shaving thing in college and it was ok, just dont shave against the grain or it starts to grow back in funny /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Used Neet or was it nair? on my back once, never do that again! /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif

    The no hair thing was great till it started to grow back in, then it looked like a 16 year olds face! /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif with all the ingrown hairs. /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     

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