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anyone else have this flu bug?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wraenking, Dec 23, 2006.

  1. wraenking

    wraenking 1/2 ton status

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    well, this was problably the worst i have ever felt. i wokle up around 130 am last night , went to the toilet for what i thought was just a friebdly ****, and it felt like someone turned on the garden hose. that was happening arounf every 20 minutes after that, then at around 7 am, my body decided i needed to puke. as we all do, i knelt proudly in front of the bowl, and got riod of whatever i ate yesterday. at the same time, my body decides that it cannot puke without turning on that garden hose. yup, right into my warm pajams. i jumped in the shower and ripped them off and spent the rest of the day sitting on the bowl and puking onto a can at the same time.

    its 8 pm and im finally not puking or ****ting anymore. a little fever and a headache.

    thanks to my wife for taking care of me cause i was acting like a little baby. you know someone loves you when they can watch you do what i was doing and stick around

    sorry if i made anyone puke.

    happy holidays

    tom
     
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    Dude that sucks! I hav'nt been that sick in about a year, it's probably my turn again!
     
  3. Cricket

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    Thera-flu

    Nyquil gel caps

    Lots of 7-up

    Lots of bed rest with the bucket close by

    Wives are a godsend when your ill
     
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    GREAT description bro.:haha: i have never had both ends at once.thats gotta suck.my little guy was sick thursday night though.:( i did spend 5 days on the crapper.my legs were numb and my booty hurt. i went to the doctor and he told me to eat a bannana!!!!!!5 days of pooping every 10 minutes and all i need is a bannana??? it did work though:doah:
     
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    Just went through this very same thing last week. The worst I've felt in years...
     
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    There has been alot of that going around my area this year. It hit me around thanksgiving, and took about two weeks to finally shake it.
     
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    the bannana works.as dumb as it sounds.:D
     
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    i think its the warmer weather.its not cold enough to kill the virus.:dunno: its not fun at all.:(
     

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