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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hi pinion, Sep 9, 2004.

  1. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    I have a problem with my agent, he dosent call me back when i have questions. /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif ive called 20 times on the guys phone, but he dosent call me back.Its right in the heat of things too,weve already signed our papers and everything,theres a snag, a certain day we are supposed to move out,but he dosent call me back.????There was supposed to be a large deposit wired to my account from the sale,but a small snag ,and we still have to be out of here on that date /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gifwe were supposed to use the money from the sale to move into our other place /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif what should i do??? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Hunt the bastard down and put a Tony Lama up his a**!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Go find his ass! my realtor did the same thing to me when we bought this house, he vanished! I fixed him though, /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif I called him at home at 3:00 am, then personnally walked himthrough the rest of the process for 2 days. I was not kind to him either. then the poor guy died from liver cancer. /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     
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    My father builds houses and he always says those people are scumbags, he has one guy he has been using forever.

    Is your agent private or does he work for a larger company? Go above his head. Messing with money is a serious subject. Threaten to call the better business bureau. You need to do something which will grab his attention. What about talking to a lawyer to put a scare in him.

    -Chris
     
  5. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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  6. hi pinion

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    #1 first you need to smell with your nose /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif where exactly the gas smell is comming from.......#2 then you need to get a sprayer like an empty windex bottle,etc.#3 fill the bottle with dish soap,or childrens bubble mix#4 spray gas fittings down.#5look for bubbling bubbles /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif that would be your leak right there bam /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif from there , call a pro to fix the leak, unless you want to turn off the meter, etc yourself, and do gas line work /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
  7. hi pinion

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    Hes actually one of my freinds i dont like /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif he thinks since were in together, i plumb his houses , he can treat me second rate /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif NOT!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif i just got off the phone with the guy, and i told him to .....like bubba says "sit back,chill out,and take a big drank from the STFU cup" /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif getting pissed off can do wonders on expediting the process. I informed him he works for me/forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif Being nice sucks and is for pussies /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  8. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gifThank you..... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  9. hi pinion

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    would someone please hi-jack this thread? i dont want to talk about this anymore /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif talk about whatever you want , i dont care /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    what is cow tipping?
     
  11. chevyfumes

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    [ QUOTE ]
    what is cow tipping?

    [/ QUOTE ] It's when you think the cow has done a great job and you give it some extra money... /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    if you think about it, its a real easy labor free job........just turn the key and bullshit around, try to force people to buy stuff. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    what is cow tipping?

    [/ QUOTE ] It's when you think the cow has done a great job and you give it some extra money... /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

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    "My car! It's crushed to bajeesus and back!" /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
  14. chevyfumes

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    Yeah now that I think of it those fawkin cows don't deserve tips....Thats it from now on, I don't tip bovine at all.... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/hack.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    [​IMG]

    That's all I have to say about that...... /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    Unless shes a real hot sow. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  17. chevyfumes

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    Now pork products are a completely different subject altogether....I think I would go the extra mile for a decent ham sandwich or spend the extra cash for some thick slabs of eroticlly charged bacon or smoke a small wiener pig perhaps....MMmmm wiener.... /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif
     
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    mary had a little lamb her fleece was white as snow /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif(tired) /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    I raise goats dammit, don't you people listen... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gifalthough sheep are much better at giving oral.... /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grind.gif
     
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    Behold the power of fumes. In the span of 3 minutes, this thread goes from 5 to 18 replies, from anger to farm animals.
     

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