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Are all wives borderline retarded?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Corey 78K5, Dec 22, 2006.

  1. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Just wondering is all:whistle:
     
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    That's why they married us, to do all the thinking for them.
     
  3. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    At least they have two set's of lips so that they can piss and moan at the same time:wink1:
     
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    Wow. How can Aunt Flow be at your house and mine at the same time? It's a rift in the space-time continuum I tell ya.
     
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    maybe its like when women live in the same house.... when they are married to guys who spend a lot of time in the lounge they get on the same cycle...

    oh yeah being single sucks...

    cannot understand normal thinking
     
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    no it is because they are a little dee-dee-dee, that they actualy married us, other wise we would all be single
     
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    Nope, apparently just yours:eek1:



























































    Mine is way past borderline:wink1: :eek1: :haha: :haha: :haha:

    John
     
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    lmao, i knew mine had gone over the edge when she kept asking me when i was gonna propose lol, she knew it was coming but couldnt stand it anymore lol
     
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    i think it happens AFTER marriage.i'm still lookin for that rule book.i must has forgot to grab it in my rush to get to the reception.i would really like to see these rules in print. i keep breaking them though.:dunno: or so i hear. if anyone has a copy please send it to me.
     
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    Thats why she married you! JK. They have to be a little screwy to fall for some of the lame ass lines we feed them.
    No I have had that for a long time you never listen to me when I talk about the truck! No I got it off ebay for fifty bucks remember?
    I will be honest Tina (my old lady) is not the brightest but don't get her pissed she is a real witch. The reason I love her is she calls them as she sees them and speaks what is on her mind.
     
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    :haha: :haha: thats funny,Lawrence.my fib is when she asks where the Christmas decorations are in the garage." i thought you put those in storage?"but my mind is saying" oh, you mean that box that was crushed when i tried to put a 35in bogger up in the rafters,and it fell six foot?":whistle:
     
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    Yeah and just like you were I am looking over my shoulder as I type this as well..:haha:
     
  13. Corey 78K5

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    Well here is what brought on the situation.......
    Last night we had some take and bake pizzas, one combo and the other pepperoni. Now I prefer combo pizza but by the time we were home I really wasn't that hungry. So the wife asked me what kind to make. I said to make what ever she wanted cause I wasn't that hungry. Then she comes back at me saying thats not an answer. I said to her are you retarded thats an answer if there ever was one:crazy: She's fockin loosing it I tell ya, she turned 31 thursday and I might have to trade her in on a low mileage model:wink1: :D

    BTW she left 10 minutes ago so I was in the clear to write this:haha:
     
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    My wife brought home take and bakes the other day and didn't read the instuctions. She was supposed to take them of the cardboard pan they were on, she burned both pizzas and almost burned the house down...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Then it's settled they are all retarded:D :D
     
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    And shouldn't even consider playing with Ubake pizzas. From now on it should be a man law. Women only get to order pizzas over the phone to be delivered...
     
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    i am telling on you
     
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    i wonder what page thats on??my wife always says "you should know". hell if i KNEW i would be married to chick hotter than the sun with millions of dollars.:haha: :haha:
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: LMAO i lived with a girl that was trying to light a gas grill inside the house.:eek1: it was too windy out.:confused:
     
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    What between her focking ears:crazy:
     

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