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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by burban89, Apr 20, 2007.

  1. burban89

    burban89 1/2 ton status

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    Here is a little test that will help you decide.The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and charges at you.You are carrying a Glock cal. 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
    What do you do?​


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    Democrat's Answer:​




    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!​


    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?​


    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?​


    Could we run away?​


    What does my wife think?​


    What about the kids?​


    What does the law say about this situation?​


    Why am I carrying a loaded gun any way and what kind of message does
    this
    send to society and to my children?​


    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
    wound me?​


    Should I call 9-1-1?​


    Why is this street so deserted?​


    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day, and make this a
    happier,
    healthier street that would discourage such behavior.​



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    Republican's Answer:​




    BANG!​



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    Southerner's Answer:​




    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG! BANG!​

    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)​


    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG! BANG!​

    Click​

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
    or Hollow Points?
    Son: Can I shoot the next one!
    Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!​
     
  2. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    now thats funny
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Really, do we have to go thru this again? :D
     
  5. CDA 455

    CDA 455 3/4 ton status

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    REally funny :haha: !!
     
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    To Put it simply, Southern.
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Oh good, I thought that it would never be posted again..
     
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    Surely you jest
     
  9. Slapperbar

    Slapperbar Retired Navy NDT Examiner Premium Member

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    Today I voted Republican... between the eyes.
     
  10. 76zimmer

    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    maybe a repost but it beats sitting on a couch, on fire.:haha: :haha:
     
  11. k2mslskier

    k2mslskier 1/2 ton status

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    The Democrat left out a question....

    "How about if I sit and just talk to him about it."
     
  12. 76zimmer

    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Nailed it there;)
     

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