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Are you a redneck Jedi?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by firefighter184, May 20, 2005.

  1. firefighter184

    firefighter184 1/2 ton status

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    You might be if...

    You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

    You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

    Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

    You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

    At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

    You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

    You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

    The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

    Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

    You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't
    have to wait for a commercial.

    You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
    thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

    You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

    You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

    You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
    through the window.

    Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had
    a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

    You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood
    deck.

    You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

    Your father has ever said to you, "Why shucks, son, come on over to the
    dark side...it'll be a hoot."
     
  2. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    That is f*cking hilarious. :D
     
  3. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    Thats great :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  4. kyser_soze

    kyser_soze 1/2 ton status

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    That's some funny chit! :D
     
  5. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    Princess Leia is not only your Sister but your shag mate.
     

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