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Are you a redneck or ricer?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Aug 22, 2002.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    Here's the quiz folks Redneck or ricer quiz
    By the way, here's my score:You've earned: 40 Pork Rinds
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    A Definite Redneck
    You'll only buy American - even if all the parts were built in Mexico. If there isn't a broken-down old Camaro on your front lawn, it's only because the other residents of your trailer park called the county and had them tow it away. If you have a working vehicle it's probably a pickup truck and most likely has a shotgun rack. Your name is most likely 'Wade' or 'Roscoe', and you're destined to die in a tragic coon-huntin' accident.

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  2. gotmud?

    gotmud? 1/2 ton status

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    40 pork rinds for me too! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  3. behemoth

    behemoth 1/2 ton status

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    Well-balanced!
    Congratulations! You're a well-informed person who can accept multiple points of
    view. Unfortunately, this means you're a boring know-it-all who generally talks too
    much, causing people to dislike you intensely.


    Overall = ZERO ?????? Now just a doggone minute here !
    TALKS TOO MUCH ????? The test is obviously flawed! (see my sig).
     
  4. 55Willy

    55Willy 3/4 ton status

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    Overall Score: 8 Pork Rinds


    Slightly Redneckish
    You have some redneck tendencies, but they're mild enough that there's hope for you. You have a preference for big-engined American cars, but you're perfectly willing to admit that there are other vehicles out there that a reasonable person might choose for reasons of his or her own. You're probably capable of holding an intelligent conversation.
     
  5. trailblazer87

    trailblazer87 1/2 ton status

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    Border Line Redneck

    While you're not quite a full blown redneck, you still have some difficulty admitting that there is an automotive world outside of Detroit. You probably made it most of the way through High School /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  6. gokartergo

    gokartergo 3/4 ton status Staff Member Moderator

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    Borderline Redneck

    While you're not quite a full-blown redneck, you still have some difficulty admitting that there's an automotive world outside
    Detroit. You probably made it most of the way through high school.
     
  7. Chaz88K5

    Chaz88K5 1/2 ton status

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    Slightly Redneckish
    You have some redneck tendencies, but they're mild enough that there's hope for you. You have a preference for big-engined American cars, but you're perfectly willing to admit that there are other vehicles out there that a reasonable person might choose for reasons of his or her own. You're probably capable of holding an intelligent conversation.

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  8. newyorkin

    newyorkin 1 ton status

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    Borderline Redneck
    While you're not quite a full-blown redneck, you still have some difficulty admitting that there's an automotive world outside Detroit. You probably made it most of the way through high school.

    I think this one made me wake up my son laughing so hard:
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    When people hear my car coming, they:

    Are reminded that they need to mow the lawn this weekend.

    Run for shelter, especially if they're allergic to beestings.


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  9. muddysub

    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    Borderline Redneck
    While you're not quite a full-blown redneck, you still have some difficulty admitting that there's an automotive world outside Detroit. You probably made it most of the way through high school.
     
  10. little79k5

    little79k5 1/2 ton status

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    Slightly Redneckish
    You have some redneck tendencies, but they're mild enough that there's hope for you. You have a preference for big-engined American cars, but you're perfectly willing to admit that there are other vehicles out there that a reasonable person might choose for reasons of his or her own. You're probably capable of holding an intelligent conversation.
     
  11. Djroffroad

    Djroffroad 1/2 ton status

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    A Definite Redneck
    You'll only buy American - even if all the parts were built in Mexico. If there isn't a broken-down old Camaro on your front lawn, it's only because the other residents of your trailer park called the county and had them tow it away. If you have a working vehicle it's probably a pickup truck and most likely has a shotgun rack. Your name is most likely 'Wade' or 'Roscoe', and you're destined to die in a tragic coon-huntin' accident.
     
  12. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Overall Score: 40 Pork Rinds


    A Definite Redneck
    You'll only buy American - even if all the parts were built in Mexico. If there isn't a broken-down old Camaro on your front lawn, it's only because the other residents of your trailer park called the county and had them tow it away. If you have a working vehicle it's probably a pickup truck and most likely has a shotgun rack. Your name is most likely 'Wade' or 'Roscoe', and you're destined to die in a tragic coon-huntin' accident.

    Cool a score of 40 pork rinds. This calls for a beer and a big ol dip of copenhagen.
     
  13. muddysub

    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    CHECK IT OUT

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    Overall Score: 50 Rice Grains


    You are Uncle Ben
    You are the epitome of a ricer. You're a barely-literate teenager with a bad attitude whose knowledge of the automotive world is completely based on the rantings of other barely-literate teenagers. If you owned a dictionary you'd be able to look up the word 'epitome'.
     
  14. Polaris

    Polaris 1/2 ton status

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    Ooh, I'm Slightly Redneckish. I've known that for years now. That'd be why I will pick my kids up from school in my jacked up 4x4 instead of a ninny-van! Then I'll take 'em muddin'!
     
  15. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    Step Away from the "VTEC" Emblem...
    I know it's tempting, but try to resist that first step toward the dark side - keep that VTEC logo off your non-VTEC car! You have a somewhat open mind and the potential to be a productive member of society - don't blow it!
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  16. UseYourBlinker

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    Well-balanced!
    Congratulations! You're a well-informed person who can accept multiple points of view. Unfortunately, this means you're a boring know-it-all who generally talks too much, causing people to dislike you intensely


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    Bahahahahaa...... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  17. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Borderline Redneck

    While you're not quite a full-blown redneck, you still have some difficulty admitting that there's an automotive world outside
    Detroit. You probably made it most of the way through high school. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  18. 1HIHUM

    1HIHUM 1/2 ton status

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    Slightly Redneckish
    You have some redneck tendencies, but they're mild enough that there's hope for you. You have a preference for big-engined American cars, but you're perfectly willing to admit that there are other vehicles out there that a reasonable person might choose for reasons of his or her own. You're probably capable of holding an intelligent conversation.
    I can live with that.
     
  19. DUKE

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    Slightly Redneckish
    You have some redneck tendencies, but they're mild enough that there's hope for you. You have a preference for big-engined American cars, but you're perfectly willing to admit that there are other vehicles out there that a reasonable person might choose for reasons of his or her own. You're probably capable of holding an intelligent conversation.
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  20. ramjet gmc

    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    Slightly Redneckish
    You have some redneck tendencies, but they're mild enough that there's hope for you. You have a preference for big-engined American cars, but you're perfectly willing to admit that there are other vehicles out there that a reasonable person might choose for reasons of his or her own. You're probably capable of holding an intelligent conversation.
     

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