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Arkansas Vasectomy

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BigOrange90Jimmy, Sep 25, 2003.

  1. BigOrange90Jimmy

    BigOrange90Jimmy 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    A man goes to the doctor about getting a vasectomy. The man doesn't have much money, so he asks the doctor if there is a "cheaper" version. The doctor thinks for a minute, then says, "Yep, there sure is."

    The doctor tells him to go home and put an M-80 in a drink can and, while holding it up to his ear, count to ten.

    The man thinks he's crazy, so he goes to another doctor and gets told the same thing. Figuring that two doctors giving the same opinion can't be wrong, he heads home to try it.

    He rounds up an M-80 and a Pepsi can. He then lights the M-80, holds it up to his ear, and starts counting on his fingers.

    1..2..3..4..5 *puts can between legs and starts counting on the other hand* 6..7..8..9..10..KABOOM!

    And there you have it, the Arkansas Vasectomy.

    It's a little cheesy when written down, but it's hilarious in person.
     
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    Works better to just kick his sister in the mouth.
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Works better to just kick his sister in the mouth.

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    How would you know? /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    Works better to just kick his sister in the mouth.

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    I thought that was an Arkansas circumcision!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  8. BigOrange90Jimmy

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    that's what i was thinking
     
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    ha........ha......

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    here's another joke from Arkansas for you:

    What do you call a 13 year old girl from Arkansas that can outrun her brothers and her dad?





    A VIRGIN!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    16 year old kid in an arkansas high school is dating his sweetheart...
    well at this point in their relationship they are going to have sex after homecoming..he finds out shes a virgin, and goes to ask his dad what to do so as not to hurt her too bad...

    dad says, dump her, if she aint good enough for her family, she aint good enough for ours.. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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