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As Skynard says, That Smell (non child friendly joke)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sled_dog, Jun 18, 2004.

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    One evening a man was eating peanuts by throwing them in the air and catching them in his mouth. As he threw one in the air, his wife asked him a question. When the man turned his head, the peanut fell in his ear. He tried to get it out, but his fingers were to big. His wife tried to get the peanut out with a pair of tweezers, but just pushed it in farther. They finally decided to go to the hospital.
    As they were about to leave, their daughter and her date came home. They told them their situation and theirs daughters date said he could get it out for him. The daughters date put his two fingers in her fathers nose and told him to blow real hard. It worked and the peanut fell out. The daughter and her date went up stairs and the man and his wife talked about how smart the boy was in coming up with that idea.
    The man's wife asked, "I wonder what he's going to be when he grows up."
    The man says, "From the smell of his fingers, he's going to be our son-in-law".
     
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    That almost made me toss my cookies. Funny, but disgusting.

    "yeah man, my daughter's boyfriend was... then he stuck his fingers up my nose"
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    That almost made me toss my cookies

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    I don't know what you meant by that but I know what tossing a salad is and cookies just sounds a whole lot worse.
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    That almost made me toss my cookies

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    I don't know what you meant by that but I know what tossing a salad is and cookies just sounds a whole lot worse.

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    Toss your cookies = throw up, upchuck, barf, vomit, et cetera.

    I'd have a hard time tossing my own salad... and no one goes near the exit-only street.
     

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