At these Fahrenheit temperatures:

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    +65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.
    +60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).
    +50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.
    +45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.
    +40 - You can see your breath. Californians shiver
    uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming
    +35 - Italian cars don't start.
    +32 - Water freezes.
    +30 - You plan your vacation to Australia.
    +25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep. Minnesotans eat ice
    cream. Canadians go swimming
    +20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City
    water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation farther South.
    +15 - French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your
    bed with you.
    +10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
    +5 - American cars don't start.
    0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
    -10 - German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
    -15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
    Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease
    to exist
    -20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians
    actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel
    snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start.
    -25 - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver
    -30 - You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start.
    -40 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button.
    Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip
    -50 - Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom
    -80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South. Green Bay Packer
    fans order hot cocoa at the game.
    -90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

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