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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jan 19, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    >A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
    >
    >Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller
    >machines
    >enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
    >
    >Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
    >outlined below when accessing their accounts. Different procedures for men
    >and women have been developed after months of careful research.
    >
    >Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.
    >
    >MEN:
    >1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    >2. Put down your car window.
    >3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    >4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    >5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    >6. Put window up.
    >7. Drive off.
    >
    >LADIES:
    >1. Drive up to cash machine.
    >2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
    >machine.
    >3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
    >4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
    >5. Turn the radio down.
    >6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    >7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
    >distance from the car.
    >8. Insert card.
    >9. Re-insert card the right way up.
    >10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
    >back page.
    >11. Enter PIN.
    >12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    >13. Enter amount of cash required.
    >14. Check make up in rear view mirror.
    >15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
    >16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
    >17. Place receipt in back of checkbook.
    >18. Re-check make-up again.
    >19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    >20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    >21. Retrieve card..
    >22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
    >provided.
    >23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver queuing
    >behind.
    >24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    >25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    >26. Release Parking Brake
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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