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Attempted Murder

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Jun 23, 2002.

  1. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

    Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, went to a nearby
    supermarket
    to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her
    car with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands
    behind the back of her head.

    One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
    walked over to her car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open,
    and
    she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay. Linda replied
    that
    she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had
    been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the
    paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and
    Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

    When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
    dough
    on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded
    from
    the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad
    of
    dough
    hit her in the back of her head.

    When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
    thought it was her brains.

    She had initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold
    her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her
    aid.

    Yes - Linda was a blonde.
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  3. NoSmog73

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    Frecking LMAO...At that one...mike
     
  4. UseYourBlinker

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  5. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Heard and read that one before...still funny as hell to see it again!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Same here , good one.... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  7. arq

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    heard this one a few years back, i think it's a true story.

    ARQ.
     

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