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Attention all Canuck/Canadian Types

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Oct 12, 2006.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Due to circumstances out of our control, the Cingular call from Moab went unanswered................................................:mad:

    So for revenge, the crew got together and to show the world our displeasure with our great friends to the north, it was decided that it was time to declare a jihad against y'all.

    I know, I know. Great beer, awesome women, but we're not happy by all of this. We demand better treatment in the future.

    So for our declaration, I present the following visual aids to show y'all we are serious.......................................

    First, we found a symbol of the almighty country of Canadia:

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    It was nothing for the highly trained unit in Moab to take this mighty symbol of your country hostage. Being the type of hardnosed folk we are, it was quickly decided that sacrifice was in order.

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    That's no pansy American 87 octane either folks, that's purebred firebreathing 91 octane ready to bring a quick and painful death to this Canadian hostage of ours.

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    By this time, our hostage was screaming for mercy, but the team and myself, we were not swayed by the cries of "what's this all aboot?" from the prisoner.

    In glorious Aztec tradition, the victim fell to the mighty flame of the American campfire.

    The video

    So my dear Canadian friends, we missed y'all down there in Moab and hope that in the future, we will be able to gather around the campfire............:D
     
  2. tRustyK5

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    Looks like we were all no shows this year. I think Max had the best chance of going but just couldn't get the truck ready in time...Paul was too busy waxing his V3500 (:p: :p: ) and my piece of crap still isn't together yet.

    Maybe next year guys, in fact if I have my way i may go to Moab twice next year. Once in april with the CO gang and once for BB 07.

    Rene
     
  3. boggerless

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    whats next?beating an efigy of PAUL???
     
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    You should tell that big dude in the tight pants to be careful with that gas.:D
     
  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    That big dude in the tight pants almost pulled a Michael Jackson during Friday Night's installment of "Why Overkill Could Be Bad While Making Fire":D :D :D
     
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    A guy that's on one of the local sites here went to Moab a few months back. They were also messing with gas at the slickrock although I think they were wrenchin. The one guy had gas on his pant legs...Someone cracked a joke about lighting him up and brought out the bic lighter. I guess they thought they were far enough away that it wouldn't light but it did anyways. It took them a while to finally put him out. :eek1: :eek1:

    The burn pic's were gruesome, mostly his lower legs.

    I'll have to dig up a link.

    *edit*

    Here is the link, if you have a weak stomach don't look at the pic's.

    http://www.funinbc.com/forum/showthread.php?t=66976


    Rene
     
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    "Get away from that, you dunna know how to start a fire"

    "You dunna start no fire, put this fire out. This ain't no fire goddamnit."

    "Pippy. Pippy go over there get all of that Canadian wood I need half a cord. Chop that stack."

    "Chop up that Canadian Board and give me the wood."

    "And Pippy go get me gallons of gasoline out the shed."

    "Two gallons of gasoline, you kids roll up your shirt we're gonna start a fire."

    "Come on, you wanna get even? You wanna get even?."

    "Then shut up and put it on the fire."

    "O.k. put that wood on the side there."

    "O.k. gimme the gasoline Pippy."

    "Hold the match, when I tell you throw the match onthe gasoline all right?"

    "When I tell you right? We gonna make a fire. We gonna get even."

    Here we go pour the gasoline on like this."

    "We need the hole ...get that goddamn lighter fluid out of here we can't use that sh*t."

    "Using all the gallons gasoline on this wood."

    "And make a fire, we're gonna burn a Canadian relic o.k.?"

    "Here we go, Pippy throw the match."

    "NOW THAT"S A FIRE!"

    "That's a fire, look at that, look at that."

    "He be alright, roll Pippy 'round, roll him around."
     
  8. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Went to Moab with about 4 gallons of gas.

    Filled the can up last night with 5 gallons.

    Used about a gallon for the bike.................

    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    blame them for the cold front in michigan.ha ha ha
     
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    michigan my ass it snowed here to day had ice on my windsheeld when i left a friend house at 9.

    it friggen october, dont need that suff yet.


    maybe one day i will come down to the great moab, with the great suburban!
     
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    And IOWA, I say we activate Operation Canadian Bacon :wink1:


    HIJACK: who can name that movie
     
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    It's been sunny and warm here.:D :haha:
     
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    not tht hard, canadian bacon, with johnn candy featureing all canadian actors too
     
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    ya i know not that hard, few of my friends around here have ever heard of it though
     
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    i had a little snow on the wipers yesterday morning.and today 35 mph winds. BRRRRRR if it stays like this we will all trick or treat looking like the michilen man.:mad:
     
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    Where's the rest of the cool stuff?
     
  17. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Haven't had a chance to get 'em downloaded. Let me hook up real quick and see if I can get it out of the camera........................
     
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    for the record, I'm in one of the coldest places in canada (south of the NWT line, and not counting winterpeg *Poor bastards*)


    and we've yet to see snow.


    sit on it yanks :D
     
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    you dident see snow thuresday night?

    i husrd northeren ont got 40 CM, hell bufflo is shut down with a foot and a half hell so is fort erie, se even got snow here! and you dident???
     

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