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ATTN: BEAST388-----3 legged pig

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by uglychevyZZ4, Nov 11, 2002.

  1. uglychevyZZ4

    uglychevyZZ4 3/4 ton status

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    Beast388-now I gotta know! What's the one about the 3 legged pig

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    here it is, just for you, lol.

    Man walks into a bar and puts his 3 legged pig up on a stool and asks for 2 beers, but the bartend denies and says
    " sorry i dont serve animals".
    man says " but you dont understand, this pig once saved my kid from getting hit by a car, he drug my kid from the road when a car was coming and saved my kids life "
    bartend- " I still dont serve animals "
    man says " and another time he ran around the house squeling when there was a fire, he saved our lives! "
    bartend-" Look man I told you I dont serve animals, and you still havent told me why he only has 3 legs? "
    man says " When you have a pig this great you dont eat him all at once."
     
  2. k5ntexas

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    *sound of crickets in the background*

    jacob
     
  3. uglychevyZZ4

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    hear this sound, :middle-finger: he asked me to post the joke /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
     
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    lol. ok ok sorry rob. i know i've been pickin on ya lately. just had to be someone. so i figure why not you?????? lol. later.

    jacob
     
  5. Beast388

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    Oh man!.....that is bad....I think I hear crickets too. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif That is a good one though. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
    Thanks for posting it.....I think /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  6. uglychevyZZ4

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    you asked for it, so you take the rap!!!!!!!
     

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