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Automatic birth control

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jul 10, 2003.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    >After having their 11th child, an Alabama
    >couple decided that was enough, as
    >they could not afford a larger bed.
    >
    >So the husband went to his veterinarian
    >and told him that he and his cousin
    >didn't want to have any more children.
    >
    >The doctor told him that there was a
    >procedure called a vasectomy that could
    >fix the problem but that it was expensive.
    >"A less costly alternative," said
    >the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,"
    >(fireworks are legal in Alabama)
    >"light it, put it in a beer can,
    >then hold the can up to your ear
    >and count to 10."
    >
    >The Alabamian said to the doctor,
    >"I may not be the smartest tool in the
    >shed, but I don't see how putting a
    >cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
    >ear is going to help me."
    >
    >"Trust me," said the doctor.
    >
    >So the man went home, lit a cherry
    >bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
    >the can up to his ear and began to count:
    >
    >"1"
    >
    >"2"
    >
    >"3"
    >
    >"4"
    >
    >"5"
    >
    >At which point he paused, placed
    >the beer can between his legs and resumed
    >counting on his other hand.
    >
    >This procedure also works in Tennessee,
    >Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
    >West Virginia & Missouri
     
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