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B*tchy wife *joke*

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MTMike, Dec 9, 2005.

  1. MTMike

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    A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

    His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    EDIT: Oops - sorry wrong forum and the new forum software won't let me delete my own post

    Oops again, looks like somebody already moved it for me! Thanks! :D
     
  2. opfor2

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    OMG !!!! That's so true =)
     
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    So tRue.
     
  4. btolenti

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    "It's peanut butta jelly time...." Haha! I don't remember the last time I laughed that hard. (family guy reference from MTMike's avatar)
     
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    Already sEen it.
     
  6. MTMike

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    Glad I made someone laugh, even if it wasn't with the reposted joke :D
     
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    Pretty damn true, wife did not think was funny at all.

    Ira
     
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    Don't get me wrong. I laughed at the joke. Just had to keep it to a quiet snicker so the wife wouldn't hear me... :)
     
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    O, i think its funny.:laugh:
     
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    Some people like to really drive this whole repost thing into the ground
     

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