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BAD AMERICAN

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Feb 28, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

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    YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
    by George Carlin




    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

    I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put you through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

    My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

    I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

    I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

    I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

    If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.


    We need our country back
     
  2. Goober

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    I think you are a BAD AMERICAN for posting that!

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    You gotta love George. /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
  3. Stickseler

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    Although thats a cool statement, George Carlin tends to be more liberal and besides Snopes Say's It Ain't So /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  4. landsmasher

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    [ QUOTE ]
    I like big cars, big boats, big houses, and naturally - big tits.

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    This sounds more like it...
     
  5. 4x4dreamer

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    I thought Ted Nugent did this, or something very similar. Also titled Bad American. Either way, it's beautiful.
     
  6. UseYourBlinker

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    [ QUOTE ]
    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

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    Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
  7. ZonkRat

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    Pretty well covers me too.Always did like George. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  8. angrysnowplow

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    I went and saw him a couple weeks ago. It was terrific /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif despite the $35 tickets and guitar-atrumming opening act /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif I was just on his site and it said he didn't write the Bad American thing tho /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
     

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