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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Feb 15, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    Ok

    I was the leader of this toy brigade with some gnomes in it? And we were all 6" tall and this city was built over my farm out of girders and everything else was invisible, and I had to save some girl..... anyway, I went from there to leading a bunch of toys ala velvatine rabbit through a cave, where we had to beat this troglodyte, and old man gnome has a super stare power so we got through. So then we're walking down a road in winter in the backwoods (with no trees) no snow, sunny out, and we're following some crazy toy bastards. So I have to whip out the chocolate power pack and each toy gets its specific item. Like the goat got a tin can, the cat got this fish with X's for eyes. Me, the girly, a scotsman, and thiis gay british guy all got chocolate booze.


    I think it has something to do with me being crazy
     
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    It's an Epiphany RJ, you just need to decipher it now.
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

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    I want a candy
     
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    I got a jar of Jelly Belly 49 Flavor Jelly Beans. Just chowed a puke flovored one if your interested. I can mail you one.
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    I've decided to drink blood instead
     
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    Mentally handicaped, mentally challenged or an overactive imagination from something like boredom or to much sugar in your diet? This could be the cause of these reoccouring nightmares i mean dreams.:screwy: But just keep trying to figure these dreams out. This all could also come from lack of alchol. Oh well there are professionals that you could pay to help with these problems or free meetings to go to.:deal: With more time and some help This can be solved.
     
  7. Resurrection_Joe

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    Yeahhhhh then I can go to Starbucks every day, grow a goatee, wear khakis, stop carrying, watch TV in my free time, get a barbwire tattoo, watch football

    "...sitting at home on a sunday morning wondering who the **** you are...."

    Not me

    I'm me
     
  8. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    You may be onto something there......
     
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    ...but it's charming right? Right?
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    In a crosshairs sort of way...........
     
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    i get dreams like that if i eat spagetti right before bed. but CHRISTINA APPLEGATE is the main attraction in mine. but mister alarm is the evil foe who wakes me just when it's getting good.:angry1: :angry1: :laugh:
     
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    anti-social crazy kid in the back of the class that always looked sort of strange way maybe? Or this is the way a perfectly normal person gets rid of strange things in his head that he don't want his close friends to see? hummm?
     
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    I have a headache.... the devil is in my stomach
     
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    ask JESUS into your heart:)
     
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    No, that bastard is still making soup

    I say "Damn it Jesus, that soup is taking forever"

    Jesus says "Hey buddy, calm down, i have all the time in the world"

    I say "Well I don't captain Savior On A Stick"

    He kicks me in the stomach

    So I says "Owwwwwwwwwww"

    And he says "Hey don't worry buddy"

    And I say "Finnnnnnnnneeeeeeee"

    And then I poured all the mountain dew down the toilet and hated myself

    Uhmmmm

    Yeah
     
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    you are crazy :D actually you are very smart.!!talk to me you big poop head. PM me.:)
     
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    I only have dreams about 1-ton trucks and Dana 60 fronts.
     
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    ...and Wilma Flintstone
     

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