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Bad haircut

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Feb 8, 2002.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    If y'all have heard the Ray Stevens song, I'm in that type of mood. I go in this morning, my regular barber (who looks like the rice rocket type, but can just by God get it when cuttin hair) is working on someone else and since I'm in a rush, I take the empty seat. I tell numero uno on the side, trim the top. I had a flatop when I went in, so he should of understood, trim the top, keep it flat. Well, he starts off by telling me about giving some guy named George Armstrong Custer his last haircut before he died somewhere up in Montana back in 1876. So he works, gets the sides good, then trims up the top. After that, my head had more obstacles than the friggin Rubicon. So I tell him to flatten it, he bitches about not knowing. I walk out of there and I've got a friggin slope left to right on top. WTF????????? Oh well, I'll go back next week and go with rice rocket boy. He'll get it done right.

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  2. Dieselmh

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    So what you're saying is that we can use your head as an RTI ramp for model trucks?

    Diesel

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    HOL-EEEEEEE CRAP dude!!! I just wrote a friggin post about my last haircut being all screwed up and looking like the surface of the moon!! I dumped it without posting though, cause it sounded stupid if you dont know what I look like... I had long long hair hair, then cut it at christmas, then didn't like the short style, so had it cut again by a brand-new-to-america (that my bald friend uses, I should've known better to go for a haircut where a bald guy goes), that haircut looked like a bad lawn mowing... Today I'm home sick from work, so I had my wife go buy a buzzer and straighten this mess out... She did a much better job than the one I paid $9 for...

    Just be glad it grows back!! I'm startin to see some shine come through...

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  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Not quite, I don't think it has enough degrees to get a good RTI reading.

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  5. behemoth

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    Nine bucks!? Not bad. I pay $16 (although once every six weeks or so). Find someone that does it YOUR way - then stick with them. I've had the same barber for over twenty years. I can count the 'bad' haircuts on one hand! Just be glad you've got hair (no matter what shade of gray)! Oops - maybe you're not there yet!

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    Haircut, what the hell is that?
    I shave about once every 2 weeks that is enough haircut for me. [​IMG]

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  7. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    Haircut, what the hell is that?
    I shave about once every 2 weeks that is enough haircut for me.

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    Wish I could say that. Maybe once I get on with a dept., maybe I'll try to go do undercover narc work and just let everything grow.

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