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Bad idea... (humor)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jarheadk5, Dec 5, 2005.

  1. jarheadk5

    jarheadk5 1/2 ton status

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    A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

    "Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something
    in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat, or your ass is TOAST!"

    The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in
    the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it... and found a brand new
    bathroom scale.

    Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.

    :eek1: :eek1: :eek1:
     
  2. Jagged

    Jagged 1 ton status

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    Heh, seen this before (dunno where though)
     

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