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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ABO, Dec 3, 2002.

  1. ABO

    ABO Registered Member

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    So I get this in an email from a friend from out of the country and I'm thinking that I'm pretty pissed right now. I just don't think people know whats going on. I think they think it's all a joke /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
    Thoughts?


    Sing this song to the tune of: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"

    If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
    If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
    If the terrorists are Saudi
    And the bank takes back your Audi
    And the TV shows are bawdy,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
    And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
    If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
    We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
    That Saddam will soon be croakin',
    Bomb Iraq.

    Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
    From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
    So to hell with the inspections;
    Let's look tough for the elections,
    Close your mind and take directions,
    Bomb Iraq.

    While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
    Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
    If the ozone hole is growing,
    Some things we prefer not knowing.
    (Though our ignorance is showing),
    Bomb Iraq.

    So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
    From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
    Saying no would look like treason.
    It's the Hussein hunting season.
    Even if we have no reason,
    Bomb Iraq.
     
  2. Shaggy

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    <font color="green"> I can see how it might be offensive, but then again I live in CA, where EVERYTHING is considered offensive. It's parody, I really don't think it's supposed to be taken seriously. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif </font color>
     
  3. afroman006

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    It sounds like some liberal crap to me. Flamin on G.W. and his daddy are sure fire signs of a damn democrat every time. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
  4. AGM

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    Everyone who flames GW and his dad are Democrats?
     
  5. UseYourBlinker

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    It's funny...and yes I'm sick in the head /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
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    sounds like a joking parody ............funny too
     
  7. Stickseler

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    I think its funny and I like GW, am very conservative and agree with the bombing part /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    And I too and one sick puppy
     
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    It sounds like some liberal crap to me. Flamin on G.W. and his daddy are sure fire signs of a damn democrat every time.

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    So....let me get this straight. Everyone that dislikes G.W. and his father are liberals? How so? There are NO conservatives that dislike them? And to reiterate what AGM asked...everyone that dislikes them is Democrat also? /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
  9. ABO

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    I know what you mean but, I was just ticked off that people who don't even live here are making fun of our country....maybe I'm looking at it wrong. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    I expected to see "Written by Al Gore" at the end of that! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    It's parody, I really don't think it's supposed to be taken seriously.

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    Ummmm...yeah. Why do you get your thong in a twist over something like this? /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

    IT'S THEM GAWD DAMN LIBERALS I TELL YA!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
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    It doesn't piss me off at all. To tell you the truth, I got bored on the second line and didn't read the whole thing...
    I just feel bad for the loser that closed his eyes and wrote it, and the people that sit on their clouds and read it... It'd be a pity if the Starbucks where they sat on thier laptop composing that went under and they were forced to step outside where it's cold...

    Is his point that we should bomb Iraq no matter what, or that we are making up excuses for a vendetta? I don't think we're making up excuses, I had thought the reasons were layed out. Whether they're sitting there kissing our butts, or developing nukes in Saddam's basement (off of Saddam rd, down in Saddam, township, a mile east of Saddam Airport), Saddam Hussien should have had his arse whipped 10 years ago. If America remembered things and kept it's head on top of the games...
     
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    Well put Ratch.

    Now,
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    Procrastinaion is like masturbation; it seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only f*cking yourself.


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    You'd better watch it,I do believe your quote may offend those in the masterbation sect. Oh wait, some people NEVER do THAT /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif, never mind. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
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    You'd better watch it,I do believe your quote may offend those in the masterbation sect

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    I ask you this...CAN Bubba Ray be offended? /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    He will be highly offended as this matter most definitely pertains to him! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif(this guy is a lefty) /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif &lt;&lt;this guy is a righty, that's where his other hand is./forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

    Rene
     
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    I will never look at him the same again! I actually got a mental picture going... /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
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    You'd better watch it,I do believe your quote may offend those in the masterbation sect



    I ask you this...CAN Bubba Ray be offended?

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    I'm on the phone to the ACLU right now. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Now ya know why he's smiling /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif &lt;&lt;&lt;group sex for Star Wars fans /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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