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Bakin' with the Fatman

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Dec 11, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

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    Bakin\' with the Fatman

    Merry Christmas to you. From me.For all of you that like to bake, you may wish to try this receipe. (DON'T MAKE A DOUBLE BATCH)
    Here is how to make a favorite Christmas Cookie:


    Christmas Cookie Ingredients:


    1 cup of water


    1 tsp baking soda


    1 cup of sugar


    1 tsp salt


    1 cup of brown sugar


    lemon juice


    4 large eggs


    1 cup nuts


    2 cups of dried fruit


    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


    Sample the Cuervo to check quality


    Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo


    again, to be sure it is of the highest


    quality, pour one level cup and drink.


    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one


    cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.


    Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.


    At this point it's best to make sure the


    Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...


    just in case.


    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2


    leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in


    the cup of dried fruit, Pick the



    frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the


    turner. If the fried druit gets stuck


    in the beaterers just pry it loose with


    a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to


    check for tonsisticity.


    Next, sift two cups of salt, or


    something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check


    the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon


    juice and strain your nuts. Add one


    table. Add a spoon of sugar, or


    somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash


    the oven.


    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees


    and try not to fall over. Don't forget


    to beat off the turner. Finally, throw


    the bowl through the window, finish the


    Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


    CHERRY MISTMAS
     
  2. joez

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    Re: Bakin\' with the Fatman

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    i think i am gonna make a batch, i just have to figure out how to fit the stove in the dishwasher /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    Re: Bakin\' with the Fatman

    I'll bet you have a nice recipe for rum balls too /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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