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Bank Robber

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by K5Jimmy, Jul 12, 2003.

  1. K5Jimmy

    K5Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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    A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the local bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Miraculously, the babies are alright, but the doctor decided it was too risky to operate to remove the bullets so he left them inside the woman. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.


    All was fine for 16 years, then one daughter walked into the room in tears.


    "What's wrong?" asks the mother.


    "I was taking a pee and a bullet came out," replied the daughter.


    The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.


    A week later, the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a pee and this bullet came out," she sobbed.

    Again, the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.


    A few days later, the son walked into the room in tears.


    "It's okay," says his mother, "I know what happened. You were taking a pee and a bullet came out."


    "No," says the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

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