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baptizin a drunk

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Feb 10, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    You've probably heard this one but what the hell.

    >Subject: baptizin a drunk
    >A man was stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he came upon a
    >preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeded to walk into the water
    >and bumped into the preacher.
    >The preacher turned around and, though almost overcome by the smell of
    >alcohol, asked the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
    >The drunk answered, "Yes, I am."
    >So the preacher grabbed the drunk and dunked him in the water. Then he
    >pulled him up and asked him, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
    >The drunk replied, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
    >The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunked him into the water again, for a
    >little longer. Then again he pulled him out and asked, "Have you found
    >Jesus my brother?"
    >The drunk again answered, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
    >By this time the preacher was at his wits end so he submerged the drunk once
    >more, and held him down for about 30 seconds until he began kicking his arms
    >and legs, whereupon he pulled him up. The preacher again asked the drunk,
    >"For the love of God have you found Jesus?"
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    >
    >Are you ready??????????????????
    >
    >
    >The drunk wiped his eyes and caught his breath and finally said to the
    >preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
     
  2. uglychevyZZ4

    uglychevyZZ4 3/4 ton status

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    SOUNDS LIKE A DRUNK RESPONSE /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Well it wasn't entirely like that, that fat evangalist was askin fer his fawkin' gardener [spanish J] Jesus [/spanish J] and I just wanted outta the water cuz the preecher man wernt wearin' any pants.... /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    75-K5 3/4 ton status

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    The pole's not coming near that one either. /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
  5. balzackks84

    balzackks84 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I heard that the Preacher's pole is bigger than your pole /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     

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