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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by nc87k5, Mar 30, 2004.

  1. nc87k5

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    A man goes to a barber for a trim and a shave.

    While the barber is lathering the man up for his shave, the man expresses to the barber how he has a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks. The barber replies with a solution and pulls a small wooden ball out of this cabinet drawer.

    "Place the wooden ball between your cheek and gum on the right side and you will have a close shave on that side."

    The man does this, and the barber shaves the right side of his face.

    "WooW!" exclaims the man, "that is great!"

    He puts the ball on the left side of his mouth, and with muffled voice asks, "Wht happns if I accidentally swawo the ball?"

    The barber says, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else!"


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