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Bashin' on the Frenchies

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Mar 26, 2003.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Bashin\' on the Frenchies

    My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one that says 'First Iraq, then France'."
    Tom Brokaw

    "The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."
    Jay Leno

    "France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thru Paris with a German Flag on it."
    Dave Letterman

    Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
    So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

    France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.
    Mark Twain

    Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.
    Ted Nugent

    The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

    War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II

    What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
    The Army

    Q. How do you stop a french Tank?
    A. Shoot the guy pushing.

    Q. how many frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
    A. We don't know, it's never been tried.

    The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can count on the French to be there when they need us."

    Q.Why does the new French Navy have all glass bottom boats?
    A. So they can see the old French Navy.

    Q. Why did Eurodisney stop using firecrackers?
    A. Because the French kept surrendering.

    Have you seen the new French tanks? They come with 4 gears---3 reverse and one forward just in case they are attacked from behind.

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    Re: Bashin\' on the Frenchies

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  3. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Re: Bashin\' on the Frenchies

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    Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.

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    That's the truth.........trust me!!!!
     
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    Right On Shewheeler!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
     
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    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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  8. 84_Chevy_K10

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    Re: Bashin\' on the Frenchies

    I heard that today, France has voted to change their three color flag.

    Today it's all WHITE!!!!!!!
     

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