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Bathroom games

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Goober, Oct 9, 2002.

  1. Goober

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    Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

    1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''

    2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

    3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

    4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''

    5. ''Dang, this water is cold.''

    6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

    7. ''Now how did that get there?''

    8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''

    9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''

    10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''

    11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

    12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

    13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''

    14. ''Dang, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''

    15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

    16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicuously lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visable to the adjacent stall.

    17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''

    18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''
     
  2. chevyfumes

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    I've seen that a few times before and I gotta tell ya it still fawkin cracks me up!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    omg hahahahahahahahaha /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif that is way too much man. lol. later.

    jacob
     
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    9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''

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    LMAO! /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    When I read "bathroom games" I thought this was about actual bathroom games. Like the putting green I've seen in a catalog for while you're on the crapper. (Short putter included).
    Anyone else see other rediculous "games" for the can?
     
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    Wow, someone actually followed me around writing all of that crap down. Some people need to get a life.
     
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    16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicuously lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visable to the adjacent stall

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    Uh, why do you have that? /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
     
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    11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

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    17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''

    [/ QUOTE ] dude, i fell outta my chair when i read that! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Uh, why do you have that?

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    Uh, why do you ask? Wanna join the support group? /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
     

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