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Bathroom joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by NoSmog73, May 28, 2002.

  1. NoSmog73

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    20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room

    1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
    2) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
    3) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
    4) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
    6) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
    7) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
    8) Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
    9) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
    10) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
    11) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
    12) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
    13) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
    14) Tough -- Bangs di#k on side of urinal to dry.
    15) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
    16) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
    17) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
    18) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
    19) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
    20) Conceited -- Holds two-inch di#k like baseball bat.
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! I got a buddy who's a 5 infact I think he preferrs it, and I'm definately an 8, I hate flies they need to be shot down like enemy aircraft hehehehe....
     
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    If I haven't been drinking I'm a #4.
     
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    #21.Leaning your head on the wall to take a piss. It's the only thing not spinning......
    ME...
     
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    How about one hand on wall infront of him, releaving grunt while going, and shakes at least 5 times.. :O
     

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