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Bathroom stall/wall poetry

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, Sep 18, 2006.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Here I lie in stinky vapor,
    Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
    Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
    Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
     
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    Here I sit,
    Cheeks a flexin',
    givin' birth
    to another Texan

    John
     
  3. wasted wages

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    Not poetry ,,but,,,written inside a portacan...

    In magic marker in HUGE letters as soon as you open up the door...




    MEXICAN SPACE SHUTTLE.

    DEPOSIT FUEL HERE !!!

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:



    .
     
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    Some come here to read and write.
    Some come here to wonder.
    I come here to **** and piss and fart like ****ing thunder.
     
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    :haha::haha::haha::bow::bow::bow:
     
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    On wall of dept. store crapper. " I saw you take that sh_t, now put it back !!! " I remember thaqt one because I thought it was funny.
     
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    When my parents were kids, they had outhouses. They'd always tell whoever was going in to make sure and write their weight on the wall, that way if they fell in, everybody would know how much to dig back out.:D One time I'm coming back from Amarillo and feel the urge, so I stop at this roadside fruit stand for a snack and to take a crap. All they had was a two hole outhouse on the back of their implement shed. So I wrote "196#" on the wall before I did my business. I get a chuckle everytime I think that there might be somebody out there that's gonna come along behind me and get it.
     
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    Above a mens urinal.......
    What are you looking up here for, the jokes in your hand!

    or in a truck stop......
    Here i sit upon the pooper.....giving birth to another state trooper.
     
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    Her I sit
    all broken hearted
    tried to ****
    but only farted


    I only farted
    but tried to ****
    I pushed so hard
    my hemmorroid split.
     
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    Seen this once...

    "Please dont throw cigarette butts in urinal, It makes them soggy and hard to light"
     
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    Saw this sign over a urinal

    " please don't eat the big white mint".


    A friends wife put this up in her bathroom

    " if you sprinkle, when you tinkle - be a sweetie, and wipe the seatie"
     
  13. big dan

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    this wasnt written on the wall but a funny story.
    went into the restroom to pee one time and I didnt know there was anybody else there until I here someone cry out gawd**nit it was just gas.

    also read the one here I sit cheeks a flexin tryin to give birth to another mexican.
     
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    Not poetry but a funny story. I have colitis (means I go alot and with very little notice). One year around holloween my friend and I were driving around at 2 am when I felt the urge. Pulled over to squat near some woods and next to a pumpkin patch. Mid action I heard barking getting closer. Dammed watch dog. So did what any other person would have done stood up pants around the ankles and ran! Shi* all over my self and jumped thru the rear window of the K5. My buddy floored it. That was about 12 yrs ago.
     
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    In the days of old
    When Knights were bold
    And Condoms weren't invented...

    You threw a sock
    Upon your cock
    And babies were prevented...
     
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    These are in the urinals in the locker room at my squadron:

    Hanoi Jane urinal.jpg
     
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    A few old ones..

    "Some come here to sit and think"
    "Others come here to **** and stink"
    "But I come here to scratch my balls"
    "And read the bullsh** on the walls"!..

    Written on the wall,just below the ceiling...
    "If your looking up here,congratulations!--you just pissed on your shoes!"..

    "Here I sit brokenhearted"
    "I paid my dime,but only farted"!...

    "For a good time,be sure NOT to call Debbie at ---.-----! :rolleyes:

    "Be sure to get some piss on the floor,so those without change can mop it up with their clothes, as they sneak under the door!--THANK YOU!"...

    "Diarrea?..its no big deal!-no pain,no strain,just sit and drain"..

    "Constipated"??..try touching those bare wires near that outlet!"..:eek1:

    "If your boss finds out your here,once more "--
    "You'll be in the unemployment line forever more!"..

    "Don't come here to jerk your gherkin"---
    "Or the janitor will make you hurt for certain"...:haha:

    :D
     

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