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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Aug 1, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been

    kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house

    and breaks into it.



    He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of

    bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the

    bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on

    the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.



    While he is there, the husband tells his wife :

    "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes!

    He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not

    seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist,

    don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him

    satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets

    angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"



    To which the wife responds: "I am glad you think that

    way. Sure, he has not seen a woman in years, but he

    was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.



    He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if

    we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.



    Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
     
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    LMAO that's funny.
     
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    Goober, that has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time.

    Quite fitting I must say.

    SROTFLMMFAO
     
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    ROTFLMFAO!!!
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