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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 29, 2007.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very
    much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
    buddies.

    So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

    "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

    "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a
    beer."

    The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
    refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
    different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
    of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have
    frozen glasses... "

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
    saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out
    of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
    they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long.
    I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

    "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5
    dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
    mushroom caps, and little quiches.

    "But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words
    and all that..."

    "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN $H!T! SIT YOUR ASS
    DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS
    D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT ****
    IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"

    and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
     
  2. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    If anyone's posted this before and wanna do the "repost" crap, kiss my ass. :D
     
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    BECAUSE I JUST FINISHED READING AVERY'S THREAD I FIGURED I'D REPLY WITH SIMILAR LETTERING.





    THAT STORY WAS PRETTY FUNNY :bow: :bow: :bow: !!!










    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Nice.......
     
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    Note to self...single life is good
     
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    Hey, enjoy it while you're young :wink1: !
     
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    The other weekend I was back home talkin to my parents. I asked mom how much her dishwasher was when they bought it. I was looking at one for $455 at menards. One of my dads buddys was there too.

    He goes..."Why dont you just get a girlfriend and have her do them for you".

    I go "The Dishwasher will be cheaper"
    My dad immediatly goes "ya know hes got a point there":haha:
     
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    Aint that the truth!
     

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