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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I
    feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about
    the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and
    dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out
    of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I said
    to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let
    their dreams come true than be selfish and
    worry about my liver."
    * Jack Handy

    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake
    up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to
    feel all day.
    * Frank Sinatra

    The problem with some people is that when they aren't
    drunk, they're sober.
    * William Butler Yeats

    Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
    * Catherine Zandonella

    Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of
    alcohol.
    * Anonymous

    A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the
    decency to thank her.
    * W.C. Fields

    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
    reading.
    * Henny Youngman

    Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so
    get wasted all of the time and have the time of your
    life.
    * Michelle Mastrolacasa

    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
    * Stephen Wright

    You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and
    an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a
    football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very
    least you need a beer.
    * Frank Zappa

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
    happy.
    * Benjamin Franklin

    The problem with the world is that everyone is a few
    drinks behind.
    * Humphrey Bogart

    Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the
    world.
    * Kaiser Wilhelm

    To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support group.
    * Anonymous

    Beer - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems
    over white wine.
    * From Doug Katcos
     
  2. Pugsley

    Pugsley 1/2 ton status

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    Well then - in the name of patriotism and reverence, I'll just spend the rest of the day tilling the garden and downing some frosty ones /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    mmm BEER /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
  4. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    BEER, helping ugly people get laid sence the dawn of time. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  5. Goober

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    A day without BEER is like ... um ... hmmm, let's see ... Nope, I guess I don't know what that would be like.
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    Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
    * Catherine Zandonella

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    It's a beatiful thing... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     

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