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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Oct 2, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!

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    16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
    1. It's an incentive to show up.
    2. It leads to more honest communications.
    3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
    4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
    5. It encourages car pooling.
    6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
    7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
    8. It makes fellow employees look better.
    9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
    10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
    11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
    12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
    13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
    14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
    15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
    16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.
    Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!

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  2. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    e-mailin that to my boss.....tomorow at work from his own computer /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
  3. FRIZZLEFRY

    FRIZZLEFRY 1/2 ton status

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    I would wanna bring my work home with me /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    I know in Germany they have beer vending machines in the workplace like we have soda machines here /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  4. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

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    whoah i wanna learn german then go work there. that would be too cool. later.

    jacob
     
  5. Goober

    Goober 1/2 ton status

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    When I was in the Army Reserves ( a few years ago) we had an old Pepsi vending machine filled with beer sitting in the Motor Pool. It was one of those really cool ones that had a tall door that you had to open to grab a bottle.

    Looked like this one:
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    Needless to say, we worked very late on drill weekends!
     
  6. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    I love beer!! /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
  7. k5ntexas

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    we all know u love beer. lol. i do too. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif later.

    jacob
     

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