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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chris87K5, Mar 18, 2003.

  1. Chris87K5

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    > > >Take a beer and pass it along.......
    > > >
    > > > |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ ||
    > > > | B u d w e i s e r | ||'""|""\__,
    > > > | _____________ l ||__|__|___|)
    > > > (@! )'! (@)"""""**|(@)(@)****|(@)
    > > >
    > > >16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
    > > >
    > > >1. It's an incentive to show up.
    > > >2. It leads to more honest communications.
    > > >3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
    > > >4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to
    > > >hear.
    > > >5. It encourages car pooling.
    > > >6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
    > > >care.
    > > >7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
    > > >8. It makes fellow employees look better.
    > > >9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
    > > >10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
    > > >11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
    > > >12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at
    the> > >bar.
    > > >13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
    > > >14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch
    > > >break...
    > > >15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
    > > >16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
    > > >gross.
     

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