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Before Computers

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Djroffroad, Aug 10, 2002.

  1. Djroffroad

    Djroffroad 1/2 ton status

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    An application was for employment,
    A program was a TV show,
    A cursor used profanity,
    A keyboard was a piano!

    Memory was something that you lost with age,
    A CD was a bank account,
    And a floppy disk was something
    Terribly wrong in your back.

    Compress was something you did to garbage,
    Not something you did to a file.
    And if you unzipped anything in public,
    You'd be in jail for awhile!

    Log on was adding wood to a fire,
    Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
    And a backup happened to your commode!

    Cut - you did with a pocket knife,
    Paste you did with glue.
    A web was a spider's home,
    And a virus was the flu!
     
  2. bryguy00b

    bryguy00b 3/4 ton status

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    HAHA thats funny..
     
  3. 55Willy

    55Willy 3/4 ton status

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    Sweet...where has the time gone???
     

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