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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dremu, Sep 15, 2006.

  1. dremu

    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member

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    and then shouting "TASTES LIKE CHEESE"

    is funny. :haha:

    Course, my wife don't think so. But what do she know. :rolleyes:

    -- A
     
  2. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I usually preface my bodily functions in front of the missus with "PULL MY FINGER!!"...............which she finds equally unamusing....
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    You must offer them a seat... where you were sitting 2 minutes before and left one in the cusion. Then when they sit it wafts from the foam in a mysterious manor...At that point they can only blame their own pooters...
     
  4. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    My personal fav is leaving a really ripe one in the elevator just before you get off..........
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    And I thought I was the only one who got off in elevators???? Is there a website or club???:p:
     
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    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Do a search focktard:D
     
  7. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Yeah, but you are always alone Fumes, at least I have a date............well, I mean Rosy qualifies right?..................
     
  8. dremu

    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member

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    Oh, I lucked out then! Debbie will actually pull my finger for me, even though she KNOWS filth will then commence forth from my rump with force and vigor.

    -- A
     
  9. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    She's a keeper. My boys are keeping up the tradition of crude humor in the family. The mantra is "farts are always funny, always. Especially in church, phone booths, at funerals, in a packed vehicle, and in elevators"......
     
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    U guys are goss and imature!





    Wait, that smell is from the dog!
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I have a seeing eye goat...:D
     

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