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Best Bartender Ever!!!! (and hottest)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Nov 8, 2004.

  1. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    This is the best bartender ever, too bad I can't find one like this in real life:

    http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

    type in your request and she will grant it (within reason /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif), try "take your clothes off"; "kiss a girl" works pretty good too /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif


    (just tried "bend over" and "shake that ass", both worked pretty good too!!)
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    Oooohhhh!! "lick your tits" too /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    Ruthven13 1/2 ton status

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    thezentree 3/4 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Fight.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    hahahahaha /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
  5. big83chevy4x4

    big83chevy4x4 3/4 ton status

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    the link doesn't work for me /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
  6. muddysub

    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    try "show me your ass"
     
  7. 84gmcjimmy

    84gmcjimmy 1 ton status

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    wtf? "fight" is weird! LIGHT SABERS /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    *NOT WORK OR KIDDIE FRIENDLY*
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    try "show me your ass"

    [/ QUOTE ] try "show me your tits" /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
  9. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Don't work for me either, maybe it's because I just drank an O'douls.... /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     
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    Great link /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
  11. unclematty

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    type in " pants off" /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    I cant get it to work either, never have.
     
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    wet tshirt
     
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    BEST ONE YET!! "LIPS" /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    big pappa b 3/4 ton status

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    KISS does the same /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    unclematty 1/2 ton status

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    i'D LIKE TO SAVE "THAT" PARTICULAR VIDEO CLIP, ALMOST HAD TIMBER OVER THAT! /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
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    Dumb broad doesn't know how to make a whiskey sour /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
     
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    "be a dirty girl for me"


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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    I switched to a heffy and it works now...Type in "beaver"....LOL /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    fumes one made me think of this

    "magic" apparently she can even make non-living things hard
     

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