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best bumper sticker you've seen?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by muddybuddy, Aug 10, 2006.

  1. muddybuddy

    muddybuddy 3/4 ton status

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    whats the funniest bumper sticker you've seen on the road?

    on my trip down to the OBX, i was passing a hybrid and out of nowhere the lady cut me off :mad: i looked at her rear windshield and say a sticker that said "EAT MY VOLTS!" i figured she probably cut me off cuz im driving a hog, and i wanted to ram her for doing this at 70mph. stupid ppl with their hybrids:haha:

    anyways, whats the funniest or best bumper sticker you've seen?
     
  2. smalltruckbigcid

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    Latest one is "The last time we mixed religeon and politics people got burned at the stake"
     
  3. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    There is a hot girl here in town who has an old cutlass (86 or so). She has one that says "If your gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair". She also has one that says "Support your local Strip Clubs". I want to get to know this girl...:rolleyes:
     
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    I have "No fat bitches or my sh*t will scrape" on my license plate frame for my VW bus. :laugh:
     
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    DEMON44 Low-Tech Redneck

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    your the reason abortions are legal
     
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    a few...

    On a highly lifted 4x4 ...

    : "If You Cant Stop In Time--SMILE As You Go Under!"..:D


    "Beam Me Up Scotty--No Intelligent Life Here!"...

    "No One Is Completely Useless--They Can Always Serve As A Bad Example!"..

    "Driver Carries No Cash--HE'S MARRIED!"...

    "I Wonder If You'd Drive Better,If That Cell Phone Was Up Your A$$!"..:p:

    "If A$$holes Were Airplanes,This Place Would Be An Airport!"..:haha:

    "My Juvinelle Delinquent Beat Up Your Honor Student"!...

    "DON'T TAILGATE ME!--OR I'LL FLICK A BOOGER ON YOUR WINDSHEILD!"..

    "Horn Broken--WATCH FOR FINGER!"...

    "Dont Honk--I'm PEDALING As Fast As I Can!"..(on a Mini!)..:haha:

    :crazy:
     
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    My fave around here ( Davis-Monthan air base) is a plate frame that says, " too close for missles, switching to guns"
     
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    Meet interesting people
    Then kill them
     
  10. gm500hprat

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    My dads 72 k5 a sticker that says.
    "Man is not complete until he is married, and then he is FINISHED!!"

    My 76 has a sticker that says

    "I lift my trucks high cause FAT GIRLS cant climb"

    Then one time at the dezert my buddies fat wife decided to be funny and piled up some logs and climbed into the back of my truck and was jumping up an down in the bed of my truck, smiling saying oh,I thought fat girls cant climb. I thought to myself well at least your the one calling your self fat instead of me just thinking it. I've never seen those ranchos flex so well. :D
     
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    Around town, there was a big dispute over whether or not to let an "adult" business open up. There were stickers everywhere saying: "LET THE MAN SELL PORN".
     
  17. jekbrown

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    I have one that says...

    "Not all the French are annoying.... some are DEAD".

    :thumb:

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  18. muddysub

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    "get a tattoo you ****in pussy!"
    "jesus is coming, look busy"
     
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    NE1469, Faster than a speeding ticket, God made man and rested God made women and no one has rested since. ( My grandpa loved that one... me not so much but it was funny) Lost your cat? try looking under my tires! Lost your JEEP Try looking under my tires. (made that one up would be funny) Don't laugh mister your daughter may be in here, Driver carries no money he is married, don't steel the government hates competition,If God is not a bronco fan then why are skys blue and sunsets orange, There are others but my mind is blank so more to come. One more. No God No Peace KNow God Know PEACE
     
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    I put this one on my wifes Saturn about 10 or so years ago.

    "No matter how beautiful she is,
    Someone, somewhere ,is tired of her sh*t"
     

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