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Best excuse for speeding

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jul 10, 2003.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes
    > > convertible
    > > >
    > > > > > > SLK. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph
    and
    > > enjoying
    > > > >the
    > > > > > > wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his
    head.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > "This is great," he thought and floored it some more. He
    looked
    in
    > > >
    > > > >his
    > > > > > > rear view mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol
    Trooper
    > > behind
    > > > > > > him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. "I can get
    away
    from
    > > him
    > > > > > > with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some
    more and
    > > flew
    > > > > > > down the road at over 100 mph. Then he thought, "What am I
    doing?
    > > > > > > I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the
    side
    of
    > > the
    > > > > > > road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to
    the
    > man.
    > > > > > > Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30
    minutes
    > > > >and
    > > > > > > today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why
    you
    > > > > > > were speeding; that I've never heard before, I'll let you
    go."
    > > > > > > The man looked back at the Trooper and said, "Last week my
    wife
    > ran
    > > off
    > > > > > > with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her
    back."
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The State Trooper said, "Have a nice day".
     
  2. loudnowlouder

    loudnowlouder 1/2 ton status

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    i'll have to try that one
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Officer, I was on my way to the hospital to get the lead taken out of my foot
     
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  8. R72K5

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    my birthday is on friday the 13th alot, including just last month!

    so hmmmmmm........
     

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