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Best Genie Joke Ever

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Dec 14, 2003.

  1. Jeremy_C

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    > > Best Genie Story Ever
    > > >>
    > > >>A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of
    > > golf...Of course,
    > > >the
    > > >>wife promptly hacked her first shot right through
    > > the window of the
    > > >>biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband
    > > cringed, "I warned
    > > >>you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there,
    > > find the owner,
    > > >>apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going
    > > to cost us." So
    > > >>the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
    > > door. A warm
    > > >voice
    > > >>said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they
    > > saw the damage
    > > >that
    > > >>was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
    > > antique bottle
    > > >was
    > > >>lying on its side near the broken window. A man
    > > reclining on the
    > > >couch
    > > >>asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
    > > "Uh...yeah, sir.
    > > >>We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
    > > "Oh, no apology is
    > > >>necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
    > > I'm a genie, and
    > > >>I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
    > > years. Now that
    > > >you've
    > > >>released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
    > > I'll give you each
    > > >one
    > > >>wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one
    > > for myself."
    > > >"Wow,
    > > >>that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
    > > moment and blurted
    > > >out,
    > > >>"I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of
    > > my life." "No
    > > >>problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
    > > least can do. And
    > > >>I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! "And now
    > > you, young lady,
    > > >what
    > > >>do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a
    > > gorgeous home
    > > >>complete with servants in every country in the
    > > world," she said.
    > > >>"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
    > > will always be
    > > >safe
    > > >>from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" "And
    > > now," the couple
    > > >asked
    > > >>in unison, what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since
    > > I've been trapped
    > > >in
    > > >>that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more
    > > than a thousand
    > > >years,
    > > >>my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband
    > > looked at his
    > > >wife
    > > >>and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a
    > > fortune, and all
    > > >>those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it
    > > over for a few
    > > >moments
    > > >>and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our
    > > good fortune, I
    > > >>guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
    > > "You know I love
    > > >you
    > > >>sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for
    > > you!" So the
    > > >genie
    > > >>and the woman went upstairs where they spent the
    > > rest of the afternoon
    > > >>enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
    > > After about three
    > > >hours
    > > >>of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
    > > directly into her
    > > >eyes
    > > >>and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
    > > "Why, we're both 35,"
    > > >>she responded breathlessly. "No Kidding." he said,
    > > "Thirty-five
    > > >years
    > > >>old and both of you still believe in genies?"
    > >
    > >
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