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Best quotes???? Al Bundy? Homer J Simpson? who?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by uglychevyZZ4, Jun 20, 2003.

  1. uglychevyZZ4

    uglychevyZZ4 3/4 ton status

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    I like the one I just heard by Johnny Bravo..
    " C'mere ya little drool monkey's "

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    "asshat"
     
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    "I can get us out of this, but it's gonna take a whole lotta floorin'!" - Homer J. Simpson
    "Mmmmm, open-face club sand wedge..." - Homer
    "Marge, somebody broke the toilet!" - Homer
    "There there, boy. Shut up." - Homer
    "Why, Peg??? I don't WANT to have sex with you!!" - Al Bundy

    Wow, TV really does rot the brain. All those years of watching The Simpsons and Married... with Children and the only good ones I can remember are now listed above. Oh, the sadness... /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     
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    Hmm, I'm partial to many of the quotes from "Fletch":

    Using the whole fist, Doc?
    This little proposition doesn't entail me dressing as Little Bo-Peep, does it?
    It was something your wife said while we were in bed together. She said we had the same build. From the waist up I imagine.
    Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

    Just a few of my favs!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    "Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a waater-buffalo?" is the absolute BEST line EVER!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    THE DEAD POOL
    Harry : "Do you have any kids lieutenant?"
    Lt. : "Me? No."
    Harry : "Lucky for them."

    DIRTY HARRY (end of film)
    "Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only 5. And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk! (Scorpio laughs, gets blown away, and splashes into the lake)"

    EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE
    "All right Clyde, you're gonna meet a lady now, understand? I want you to handle it. That means no spittin', pissin', fartin', or pickin' your ass! You hear me?"

    THE GAUNTLET
    Shockley : "Reasonable what?"
    Biker : "Reasonable suspicion."
    Shockley : "Exactly. Reasonable suspicion. I can go anywhere I please if I have reasonable suspicion. Now if I have suspicion a felony's been committed, I can just walk right in here any time I feel like it, cause I got this badge, I got this gun and I got the love of Jesus right here in my pretty green eyes."

    HEARTBREAK RIDGE
    Highway : "Say what?"
    Guy in prison : "You wanna pop that puppy's can, you don't gotta grease him so hard jar head."
    Highway : "Sounds like your a man of experience."
    Guy in prison : "What the f**k's that mean grunge sh*t?"
    Highway : "It means be advised -- that I'm mean, nasty, and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm. And I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters. So you go hump somebody else's leg mutface before I push yours in!"

    HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER
    "Well right now I don't feel too agreeable."

    THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES
    "Well Mr. Carpetbagger...we got something in this territory, called the Missouri boatride."

    UNFORGIVEN
    Little Bill : "You just shot an unarmed man!"
    Will Munny : "Well he should have armed himself, if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

    Col. David Crockett (The Alamo):
    "Republic. I like the sound of the word."
     
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    Peg Bundy: "Did ya miss me Al?"
    Al Bundy: "With every shot so far..."

    The No Ma'am Club on Married With Children was pretty good too. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    Homer: "Oh yeah, kids are great. You can teach them to hate the things you hate; and they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all."

    Homer: (looking at the box it came in)"Ahh, that's a fine looking barbeque. WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!? "
     
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    right on the money, Bubba Ray! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    Another one from Outlaw Josey Wales...
    Bounty hunter: "Man's gotta make a livin'."
    Josey Wales: "Dieing ain't much of a livin', boy."

    Unforgiven
    Will Munny: "Any man don't want to get killed, better clear on out the back."

    Fletch
    Sports announcer: "Fletch is actually 6'5", 6'9" with afro"
     
  9. ChevyCaGal

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    Simpsons.... Apu and Homer looking for the Guru of the Quickie Mart...

    Guru: You can ask 3 questions about anything, and I will answer them...

    Homer: Are you the Guru?

    Guru: Yes.

    Homer: Are you really the Guru?

    Guru: Yes.

    Apu: Mr. Simpson, you are wasting our questions!

    I dunno why this always makes me laugh so much when I see it.... ? /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
  10. K5Jimmy

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    True Story....

    Heard two people arguing at a Nascar race...

    She was all over his azz...Called him "a horny little hard up MoFo..."

    He said "I can't be That hard up...I ain't Fawkin' You!"

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    [ QUOTE ]
    True Story....

    Heard two people arguing at a Nascar race...

    She was all over his azz...Called him "a horny little hard up MoFo..."

    He said "I can't be That hard up...I ain't Fawkin' You!"

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    unforgiven has lots of great lines in it. my fav tho...

    munny: "That's right, I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned."

    that entire scene, for any real Clint/Western fan, was/is pretty much the coolest thing Clint ever could have done as his farewell to the western genre.

    j
     
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    Bubba, you and I like alot of the same movies! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    Another great Clint Eastwood line....

    "A man has got to know his limitations."

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    eastwood:
    " c'mere whore, ive got a minute " /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    "Hmmm... it's noon, about the time Dad gets the brew shakes"
     
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    barney to homer "Homer theres a problem" "whats that barney" "well after this case and the next case theres only one case left"
     
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    barney to homer "Homer theres a problem" "whats that barney" "well after this case and the next case theres only one case left"

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    Apu Nahasaphemapetalon:
    "Thank you, come again!"
     
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    Apu Nahasaphemapetalon:
    "Thank you, come again!"

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    if he spelled that last name correctly... thats the best quote LOL
     
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