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Beware of Tree Huggers

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BurbLover, Aug 21, 2006.

  1. BurbLover

    BurbLover 1/2 ton status

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    While walking through the Boulder, Colorado woods, a man came upon
    another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity what the heck are you doing?"

    "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

    "You gotta be kiddin' me."

    "No, would you like to give it a try?"

    Understandably curious the man says, "Well, OK." He wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, and car keys then stripped him naked and left.

    Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"

    He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear, and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake."
     
  2. NorCalGMC

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    haha, love it. ive definitely heard a different version of that joke with a hitchiker and a trucker. hehe. :eek1:
     
  3. spoolnaround

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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
    Thats a good one!
     
  4. firefighter184

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    It would be funnier if it hadn't been posted by the guy who was cuffed to the tree.
     

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