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Big Game Hunter

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 1, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

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    A big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his
    hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could
    dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he
    would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate
    the bullet hole he would even tell them what caliber the bullet was that
    killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if
    they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on.

    They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin.
    After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear." Then he felt
    the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.

    They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk.
    He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag
    rifle." He was right again.

    Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time
    against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his
    mind, and went to sleep.

    The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of
    a shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not
    drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this
    black eye?"

    His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put
    your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly
    announced, Skunk, killed with an ax."
     
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